telluriciron:

goblin food manifesto

• all roots, including potatoes, are goblin food
• mushrooms are goblin food too
• meat, especially dried meat or offal
• all junk food is goblin food
• macaroni cheese is goblin food even if you used fancy ass ingredients to make it. in fact all large helpings of pasta are goblin
• anything eaten at 3am is goblin food
• anything thrown out/slated to be thrown out becomes goblin food
• anything made from leftovers is DEFINITELY goblin food
• stolen food is goblin food, but only if you are unrepentant about stealing it. if you’re guilty it isn’t goblin.

manfuckyopride:

typecozey:

jumex:

typecozey:

Exactly how i met the majority of my friends

Fags be discussing

What do they be saying

So now, all alone or not, you gotta walk ahead. Thing to remember is if we’re all alone, then we’re all together in that too.

P.s I love you

Cecelia Ahern

supervamp:

dumbassrights:

my brain: remember when u were really attracted to the dude from phill of the future when u were a kid?

taviv ullman:

my brain: cuz u still are. 

christinecanigula:

some of you never played online dressup games while sitting in a huge beat up desk chair while being yelled at by your mom when you were kids and it shows. grow up

purplebuddhaquotes:

“How wonderful it is, to be silent with someone.”

— Kurt Tucholsky

purplebuddhaquotes:

“Never make fun of someone’s passion because that’s the thing that saves them from the world.”

—

big-gay-mike:

tokoshi:

my therapist: so how are you doing today?

me:

Is your therapist washing you?

thescorpiosfinest:

justzaay:

robtherich:

this one hit me real hard

peppermintyspace:

I really like the snapchat baby filter ^.^